Basically Water

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Whey Vodka · Still · 6.9% ABV

It's basically
water.

A crystal-clear, still spirit distilled from whey. 130 calories, zero sugar, zero carbs, nothing artificial. (Your liver has no notes.)

Basically Water — Lemon, Cherry, Pineapple and Lime cans in a row
6.9%
Alc / Vol
130
Calories
0g
Sugar
0g
Carbs
The big difference

We start where
nobody else does.

Almost every hard drink starts with grain, corn, or sugar. We start with whey — the clean, protein-rich byproduct of dairy — distilled into an exceptionally pure vodka. The result is a drink so clean and clear it's, well… basically water.

01 — Upcycled

From byproduct to bottle

We take whey that usually goes to waste and turn it into something remarkable. Better for the planet, better in the can.

02 — Distilled clean

Vanishingly low impurities

Our vodka comes off the still exceptionally pure. We don't just claim it — we publish the lab work. Keep scrolling.

03 — Still & clear

No bubbles, no syrup

No carbonation, no color, no sugar. Just a smooth, clear pour with real fruit character and a confident 6.9%.

Radical transparency

We show you
the receipts.

Everyone's worried about what's not in their drink — no sugar, no carbs. Fair. We don't have those either. But almost nobody asks the better question: what's actually in it? Nobody in this category publishes their lab results. We do. Here's our base spirit's certified analysis, next to published industry ranges.

Certificate of Analysis · Base Spirit
Ours
Published range*
MethanolForms from pectin during fermentation; highest in fruit-based spirits
<1 mg/L
0–64 mg/L
AcetaldehydeA byproduct of fermentation & distillation
<3 mg/L
12–35 mg/L
Fusel alcoholsHigher alcohols — the harsh "hot" burn of rough liquor
<3 mg/L
50–300 mg/L
*Industry comparison ranges reflect published analyses of legally marketed distilled spirits; actual values vary by base material and distillation. "Ours" reflects the certified analysis of our base neutral spirit, not the finished, diluted beverage. We can't and don't make any health claims — we just publish what's in it.
Four ways to hydrate

Pick your flavor of clear.

Basically Water Lemon can

Lemon

Bright, clean lemon. No syrup, no candy — just a crisp citrus snap.

6.9% ABV130 cal0g sugar
Goes basically anywhere
First tee. Pool deck. Tailgate. Last call.
If water belongs there, so do we.
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